chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I need to calm my uterus...
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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