After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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