did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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