i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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