just tell him i said nine months
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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