They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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