Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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