new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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