i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just googled if crying burns calories
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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