You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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