So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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