totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Randomize
