did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He better not be in your backpack
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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