How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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