My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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