Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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