I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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