I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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