I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Randomize
