was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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