I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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