Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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