I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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