Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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