I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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