I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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