Pappa wants mamma naked
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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