The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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