Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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go home
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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