when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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