SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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