i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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