3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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