Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
