I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
sex in a hospital.. check
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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