dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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