i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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