It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm really into asian looking animals
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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