I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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