Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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