That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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