So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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