Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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