I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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