nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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