its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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