I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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