Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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