He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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