What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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