I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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