My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
where are my eyebrows?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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