I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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