would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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