I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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