how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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