Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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