I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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