I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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